One day, a young Charles Darwin picked up a Bible and began looking for a good page to rip out and roll a doobie with. Suddenly, his eyes widened with awe and fear at the things he read. Darwin knew for a fact that every last word in this book was true because the book said so, and he just had this gut feeling that he was right and everyone else was wrong. Darwin however, being the critical thinker he was, wanted to ensure he was not jumping to conclusions too quickly, so he proceeded to pray about it for the next 26 seconds, and then concluded that he was indeed correct. This was because he prayed to God with a sincere heart, so if he was wrong, God definitely would have told him so.