(sing in a melody of "I'm Their Queen" from The Simpsons) Carl (speaking): What would you change? Coltrane and Francis: Eyes! Glasses! Smile! Hair Jacket! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! Carl: I don't wanna be a new boy So please don't brainwash-me Just help me and don't change me I want to be loved For whom I'm really Not for being just pimp and preen Francis and Coltrane: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Monopoly! Carl: This cuting up suits me There's beauty within me So let's Un-nerd-me To make her love me this grown up make over Has made me a super teen Because she is my girl