Rule One: It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays". Rule Two: It is wrong to be French. Rule Three: It is okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder. Rule Four: Lawyers, see rule three. Rule Five: It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes. Rule Six: Everyone should car pool except me. Rule Seven: Bring back the word "stewardesses". Rule Eight: Synchronized swimming is not a sport. Rule Nine: Mud wrestling is a sport.