Ronald Q. Obvious is a secret agent for The Government, assigned to some nebulous secret agency. Not much is known about what he does or who he does it for, only that it's very secret and mysterious. He can't even say which secret agency he works for, because it's that damn secret. Suffice to say, he goes to great lengths to maintain his cover, such as always wearing a black suit with sunglasses, regardless of the situation. Oddly enough, he's right. In fact, it was because of his paranoia that The Army was actually prepared for the Customercon invasion of Earth. Japanese name: Government Man