"Renaissance Love" is a track that serves as the intro to the album. In this track, William (voiced by Anthony) is professing his love for Guinevere (voiced by Ian). William tells Guinevere to "forget [their] families" and to run away together. As they do this, a "strange apparition in the sky" appears, with William and Guinevere confused what it was. Soon after laser blasts are heard and William runs away, leaving Guinevere behind. However, William ends up screaming, "AAAAAAHHHHHH! MY F***IN' FACE! MY F***IN' FACE IS MELTING!!!" while Guinevere screams, "NO NO WILLIAM! WILLIAM! SOMEONE HELP!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!"