Ancient Uncyclopedia (अनसाइक्लोपीडिया पुराण) was originally uncovered by Prof. J. Huang, who made the historic discovery during excavations at an antique book stall located discreetly within the labyrinthine slums of Hastinapur. Although the entire work consists of numerous slokas, only 12 verses were readable. This was not because the other verses were unclear, but because the Professor is a scholar of Mandarin, not Sanskrit, and can't be buggered to learn Devanagari. Never the less, Prof. Huang’s fanciful translation of these old verses proves beyond any doubt that Uncyclopedia and Uncyclopedians existed long before Uncyclopedia and Uncyclopedians.