'Ooh, they get me maad. Those fat twats with Hawaiian shirts and white shorts and American accents.' These lines are common all over the world, in various different languages. In many cases, when someone says tourist, people don't hear: 'Vhere iss the beach?' or 'Right, old chap, let's pull together and have a jolly good time!' or '(giggle) tskuynsgtlksdhfw (giggle)' Oh no. This is what they hear...