Joe is a rookie in the Starvanian army, newly stationed at Camp Fullabullets with his best friend Pvt. Hawthorne. Sgt. Bonebreaker is sweet on Joe's fiancee Olga, which leads to additional tensions in drill training as the Sarge deals with Joe's and Hawth's absent-mindedness. Meanwhile, Col. Pretzelbender is dealing with a supposed reports of enemy spies on the base, when he's not stuck in the middle of one of Joe and Bonebreaker's disagreements.