The Nerd: I remember one time in school, I had an X-Men coloring book, and the teacher looked over and said, "Hmm. X-Men, huh? There's women in there too, aren't there? That's kinda sexist." And I said, "Well, what's wrong with being sexy?" Nah, I didn't say that. But I've always remembered that, because it's a good point. I guess "X-People" just doesn't sound as good. The Nerd: I'm about to stick this abomination in my Nintendo. Rather stick your dick in a piranha's mouth! The Nerd: Okay, what's happening now? I'm frozen? What the hell? Magneto: X-Men! Welcome... to DIE!