Lyrics: Got hair galore from every pour We're scared that it might kill us Now we want to shave our heads More often than Bruce Willis I've got an electric shaver For all of my back hair Wanna do me a favor If you would you would be so kind and help me reach behind I find a lot of shaving cream's the slickest way to do it It makes my back bone tickle and it turns my spinal fluid I've got an electric shaver For shavin my back hair I love my electric shaver It cuts me real close It's great for up my nose Back to Electric Shaver