Since every other day is full of lies, April Fools Day is the only day of the year where absolutely everything you see or hear is true. Some people will try to tell you otherwise. They are the 'April Fools', and they are wrong. If you should come into contact with one, report it to the nearest SPCA. Especially if you encounter one with a scruffy beard and a combover named 'Hermes McCoolguy'. He's the worst of them all. Stole my seat on the bus, he did.