Each and very proud West Timorese citizen follows the great Timorean Ideology, which states: "the people of West Timor are to be submissive to the glorious government of West Timor, who are appointed to lead the great, powerful country of West Timor into victory" This great ideology, formed by the wise and powerful leader, Shang-el-too, has lead the nation through many trials, and has turned West Timor into the greatest country in the world! The great, glorious country has unfortunately been criticized by many evil journalists for "human rights" violations and breaking the "Geneva Convention laws". According to the ideals set by our glorious leader, the West Timor government is allowed to perform acts of victorious pain to infidels, due to them being inferior and therefore not human, and W