The Supreme Federal Union of Ceyiastan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Councilor Hank with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.946 billion Ceyiastans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. Ceyiastan is ranked 32nd in The Erviadus Galaxy and 24,685th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments, scoring 65 on the Mugabe Relativity Rating.