Zealots, aka Protass are creatures from Aiur who used to be cleaners but the toilets they cleaned sprayed Grunt pee which stains for life. Achieving this feat gives them the rank of Zealot, and unlocks an Achievement, because their Achievement grants them a hula hoop maker,Sgt Johnson plush toy, teddy bear, permission to abuse grunts, Dark Templar shit, and 1 gamer score they think they can suddenly start talking trash on xbox live.Once the arbiter heard of this he slaughtered them,called their moms whores ,kicked their dads in the balls, shot their laptops after they started poppin shit on Facebook, and punted their baby brother off a cliff.This led to shortage of zealots in Halo 2 and turned the remainder into inbred hill-elites.One such side effect of this is they start screaming "MY WI