"Hola!" magazine was born back in Spain in 1944, and we've been drip-feeding Superstar gossip and inconsequential tittle-tatle to the general public ever since. Even when we launched our successful regional variations such as "Hello!" (English-speaking nations), "Konnichiwa! Genki desu ka? Odaiji ni." (Japan), "Hey Oop!" (Yorkshire) we haven't lost focus on the minutiae of celebrity chit-chat. But people will keep writing in with their problems as if we're Cosmopolitan, or care or something. File:Ninjastar.png