PLOT: Cilan was a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD, but Chili and Cress scold him. CHARACTERS: Cilan, Chili, Cress, Iris (all from Pokemon) THE STORY: Narrator: One day Cilan, Chili, and Cress went to the video store. Cilan sees a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Cilan: Chili, Cress, may I have this 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD? Cress: No. You have many Barney CDs at home. Chili: And it's a phony! Cilan: (bursts into tears) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE BARNEY CD! Cress: You can cry all you want, but it ain't gonna help! Chili: Cilan...YOU MUST DIE! Cop 2: What a baby.