If you're thinkin' of the future and you'd like a life of ease If you like to make a fortune for your crew. If you ever had a haggerin' to sail the seven seas, Then a pirate's life is just the life for you. Yo-ho-ho and a bucket full of rum. If you like to make a fortune for your crew. If you like a life of pleasure makes the treasure for good measure, Then a pirate's life is just the life for you. Now a cutlass and a blender plus a dagger and a dirt Is all you need to join the buccaneer. And you never have to worry and you never have to work And you never have to wash behind your ears.