"Welcome to the Hillside Tavern, weary traveller! Feel free to sit down and have a nice, foaming stoup of beer. Most our employees are gathered here: Over there by the door is Dalt, our bouncer. He's also a mean dart-thrower, if you ever get him in the mood. Tanga Tanga, our carpenter.. She should be hammering away on one of the houses outside I gather, says he jumped. Odd man that Willie. Suho, by the way is also our chef. Quite convenient for when he gets bits and pieces left from doctoring. Now, how about I get you something to drink?!"