"Draco's Christmas Cuppa" is a Legendary Badfic squickfic in the Harry Potter continuum featuring Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, with the former being given a coffee enema. Harry then sucks the coffee out and drinks it. Yes. Out. And drinks it. With everything else that has been up there. Its only saving grace is that it is short. A sporking of it could be found at Deleterius, here, until the journal was deleted. Here is the mission, as undertaken by Doktor Trollenfisch and Gabrielle.