"Team mustache dad!" -Rifftrax Bella Cullen's father. Formerly married to Renee. A small-town cop whose clumsiness Bella inherits, so you know he's the one man you can trust with handling firearms. When Bella moves to Forks he somehow regresses into childhood loses all capability of looking after himself, although he still maintains a job. In the movie, he never forgets to remind Bella to bring pepper spray with her, just in case. And it pays off!