(Mordecai and Rigby are at the Snack Bar, looking bored) Mordecai: Augh, this sucks. Rigby: What's that supposed to mean? Mordecai: It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick. Why did you pick the Snack Bar? This is like the worst job at the park, dude! Rigby: I think it's the funnest job at the park. Mordecai: You don't really think that. You just don't want to admit that you're wrong. Rigby: Why would I admit something that I'm not? Mordecai: Dude, seriously, this is more boring than watching you trying to read a children's book. Mordecai: You're a turd! Rigby: No!