The player thought a bit and said, "Could you make me weeny a bit larger" "Wish granted." says the leprechaun, as he skips away. Well, by the time he got to the 14th tee it was showin' below his shorts. He continued his game and on the 15th hole it was draggin' along behind him. By the 18th he could hardly make it to the green. He went straight to the pro shop and asked the pro how to fix it. He was told that legend has it that you must go back and make another ace and see the leprechaun again. Again the leprechaun offered any wish. The player asked, "Could ya make me legs a bit longer"