There are two pending accusations which the Department will, contrary to international legal practice, handle at the same time, since both defending and accusing parties are members of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. Affidavits must be filed below before the week is up. Failure to file in all necessary affidavits in time will be seen as contempt of the Supreme Court of Uncyclopedia, and will lead to severe punishment in the hardest and longest degree.