I'm not a humongous fan of Twilight, so I decided to make fun of all the people who are, and the series itself. XD Don't worry, I'll try not to use very offensive terms. This is just a bit of a warning that the Twilight series is getting out of hand.....well, enjoy!--Shaf Girl 01:18, 25 February 2009 (UTC) Edward, Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle stalked through the forest, their senses alert. Emmett tapped Carlisle's shoulder. "I smell kitties!" "Shh!" said Edward. "I can already hear your thoughts!" Emmett growled. "I want a big kitty cat, not some stupid domesticated one!" "StarClan?"