A leper is a large four-legged human with three heads (two of them detachable), three teeth (two for chewing and one for launching missiles), and two functional penises (the usual and an extra one on the forehead (it was either an extra one on the forehead, or none at all, and we all know that doesn't work). Additionally, they typically possess six to fifteen sets of non-functional genitalia, often in varying states of necrosis. Lepers are known to publicly and conspicuously feast on children and the elderly, and fetal lepers have been seen eating their way out of their mothers. "Leper" is a Jewish word that directly translated means "Democrat."