Eddy’s Brother: Yo. We’re coming to you live from, Total Drama Ed, in camp Cul-de- sac, somewhere in Peach Creek. I’m your host, Eddy’s Brother. I’m dropping season 1 of the hottest new reality show on TV right now! Here’s the deal, 10 campers have signed up to spend a month at this crappy old summer camp. They’ll compete in challenges against each other every three days. Then the losing team must vote someone off, and leave Total Drama Ed forever. Their fate will be chosen at the junkyard where each week all but 1 will receive a jawbreaker. In the end only 1 will be left standing, and will be rewarded, cheesy tabloid fame, $40.00, and 500 jawbreakers. To survive, they’ll have to battle birds who steal money, disgusting food, and each other. Everything you say or do will be caught by camer