"In honor of the Onigiri Comic I, the great Kaguya, have busted my butt to make this Magatama for you! On a critical it'll ZAP your weapon with electricity; it also gives you a 10% cash boost, so you'll never have to pinch pennies! I am just entirely too awesome, aren't I? Oh, but this'll only last 30 days aaaand.... I forgot to leave slots in it."