Lyrics: My maid is cleaning the bathroom, so I can't take a shower When I do the water starts getting cold after an hour I couldn't order off the breakfast menu 'cause I slept in till two Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu Oh no, there's a pixel out in the corner of my laptop screen I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough for the vending machine Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what? Don't they know how to text, OMG I got First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems (First world problems) First world, first world problems I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later Tried to fast-forward commercials, can't, I'm watching live TV I'm pretty s