The Great Great British War was started by a then 20 year old John Prescott. Prescott was attending a meeting with Welsh farmers to agree on subsidies for low intensive methods. It was reported that Prescott was intoxicated (after a heavy drinking session and consumption of several Fly Agaric mushrooms) and in an agitated state. When a particular farmer, Roy Jones, demanded greater subsidies than Prescott was offering, Prescott went into a rage, delivering a flurry of powerful jabs and head-butts at Roy Jones, who survived but is now permenently quadra-spazzed. After taking control of the government using personal shock troops (previous claims that the Green Berets were actually the ones taking control were false, as some people have a hard time telling the difference between the little gr