Events in Web Comics that are not possible. only list examples that fit this description * Three words: Glorious Chainsaw Method. Lampshaded in the comic by Black Mage. make your swords unto chainsaws'. It wasn't possible but he did it anyway. * How do you make an omnipotent wizard go "What."? You Dual Wield long bows, and then you dual wield the dual wield * Black Mage's Evilness. When the representation of all of your sins is yourself, because nothing else was quite up to the task, and even yet you manage to be even WORSE than it, and EAT IT... Let's just say that Black Mage didn't jump over the Moral Event Horizon, oh no. He IS the Moral Event Horizon. * The extent of Black Mage's evil was shown even earlier while talking to his shoulder angels. His "angel" was an amora