Sir, you have insulted my honor as a gentleman! I challenge you to a duel! 20 paces at sunrise, turn, and fire! Strike that! A duel will not restore my gentleman's honor! I challenge you to a one-thousand mile race, across the Sands of Arabia! Oh, so you like wagers, eh? Well, I'll wager two-hundred-and-fifty dollars that I can travel around the world in eighty days. *Jumps into hot-air-balloon*