He spent 11 years at Antharia University collecting 3 doctorates (Doctor of Idyllic Poetry, Doctor of Excellent Elegies, Doctor of Octameter Odes) and other degrees, Shortly after finishing college, he wrote a series of long essays, like "On the Benefits of Keeping Ears Clean", "Why Doorknobs are Necessary" and "On the Discoloration of Roadside Slush" (whose manuscript was lost before its publication, and Ralph Waldo was disconsolate for years) hoping to uplift the human spirit. Nonetheless the profits of the Frobozz Magic Writing Paper Company soared.