Alan is lying in bed waiting for Lyndsay, who's suffering from a bloated stomach and prefers to go to sleep rather than make love with Alan. When Alan tries to persuade her to return the favor, Lyndsay throws him out so she could get peace and quiet. That night, Alan joins Walden to watch some adult-rated television and discovers that Lyndsey once starred in a porn film called "Cinnamon's Buns" and confronts her about it. After having a discussion with her about honesty, he decides to reveal all his life's secrets to her (including the fact that he gave her earrings stolen from Judith, may be the father of Judith and Herb's baby, getting his family involved in a ponzi scheme, finding out Rose's "husband" was a mannequin and she gave him $50,000 to keep it a secret, and was tricked by Charl