{Randy is doing the news with the News 2 logo in the background.} Randy: A new study shows links between videogames and violence. Or something. You know, whatever. Panel 2 {Randy looks seductively to the camera.} Randy: Another report, released from my pants just moments ago, has deemed my wang "massive", "sturdy", and "fearsome." Panel 3 {Randy unties his tie, points to the camera and winks.} Randy: Ladies, I'm talking to you.