Tails the Straight aka Tails the Breeder aka Tails the Hetero (b. August 2, 1980) is a counterpart of Miles "Tails" Prower from a parallel universe. He is much like Tails the Fox; however, Tails the Straight is a raging heterosexual. Despite, or perhaps because of his raging heterosexuality, Tails the Straight remained a virgin until his shocking heterosexual marriage to Sally Acorn. It is rumored that he engages in constant straight sex with his wife, exclusively in the missionary position, the straightest form of heterosexual sex known to man or beast. All this straight, married sex has resulted in several legitimate offspring, to the utter disgust of all of Mobius.