Xenoian is a gay as shit fucking retard kid shit thing that Jake made up when he was the aformentioned faggot retardass kid. It was a language used to decode shit, and was the first part of his MSN name for a while. The language's translation remained a secret for many years, and will finally be revealed here. Xenoian is achieved by translating the base English text into Then, reverse the translated text Then run it through a 1337 translator. That was it. It's pretty gay.