No Child Left Alive Act of 2001 (Public Law Code FK-1T), commonly known as NCLA, is a United States federal law that authorizes the massive-scale genocide of children in order to lower projected crime rates for the future. The U.S. Department of Education has largely been given this responsibility, as it boasts a majority access to children and classrooms that can easily be sealed and filled with mustard gas. An unforeseen effect of the act still aligned with its original goal is that it tripled suicide rates among Public Forum debaters, ensuring that at the current rate there will be none left alive by December 21, 2012.