Banhammer is a weapon of great power wielded by many of the worlds greatest heroes, such as Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer, Oscar Wilde, Captain Crunk, and many others. It has unfortunately been cycled through those 4 people for many generations, since none of them ever die. Some believe it to be a myth, as soon as the idea pops into their head, they are automatically killed with said banhammer, because of the bad-ass qualities it possesses. It has, by some, been called one of the greatest inventions, next to Whiskey. The banhammer was created in 1337 by Yang, one of the holy crunk twins. It was used by him and his brother to clear the streets of primordial Atlanta of whiteys, noobs and policemen alike. From there, the banhammer was passed on down through the ages, occasionally surfacing to smit
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