The Real Chewbacca Defense had nothing to do with lawyers and courtrooms despite popular belief. The Real Chewbacca Defense was a hardcore counter attack made up by the equally hardcore Chewbacca. When the Yuuzhan Vong bastards threw a moon at some soon to be destroyed planet, Chewie went all out by trying to head-butt the moon back into orbit. It failed horribly and was never tried again... For now. "He's gonna feel that one in the morning." ―Anakin Solo