Wow, another spoof! This came to me while I was eating a banana. Lol I don't know. I think the Rowanclaw one was better, though ~ Eevee Narrator: Welcome to 'Tallstar's Flavoristic Foods,' with your host, Taaaaaallstaaaaaar! Tallstar: Welcome, unlucky, I mean, totally lucky customers! I am advertising delicious foods that Clans cats can now buy in a deserted Twoleg nest filled with cobwebs and spiders and dust that is bound to get all over the food! Mudclaw: *throws tomato at Tallstar* (Ashfur, Larksong, Stonefur, and Mudclaw leave) Tallstar: Yup. :3 Mosskit: Wait, how does that work? (Silence) ~