Hello, Sciencers! I have some positively incredible news to report, and I'm going to need your help shortly as well. I've spent the past several weeks researching and experimenting with a rather unstable and uncertain item, the likes of which I've never previously seen. As of yet it seems that no one else has discovered this type of item, which means that I get dibs on what to name it! Up until now I've referred to it as a "Choose Your Own Evolving Item" or "A Horrific Experiment in Morality", but neither of those seem like they'll do well from a professional standpoint, for, well, obvious reasons. In the interim, I am referring to it as an Adventure Evolving Item, or AEI for short.