Seymour (born sometime Friday, May 9, 1975) is someone at Manatee Creek, Odawaiaho, who likes to be suspended and relevant with Noah's dad. When a man named Seymour has the unfortune to be last named Asses, He is thoroughly ripped on throughout 2nd Grade, then dunked in a vat of coffee during graduation. He then proceeds to be a Themed Stripper/Gigolo who wears a strap because he is a late eunuch. He gets asked what his real name is, and when says it really is Seymour Asses, he gets fonked on.