10. "I actually believe that my personal views supersede canon as established by those who are actually on Lucas' payroll." 9. "I am too stupid to realize that I can still play the game as a male character." 8. "I fear anything with a vagina." 7. "I take my KOTOR characters more seriously than my online reputation." 6. "I believe cooties exist and are transmissible via game controllers." 5. "I have failed to embrace the egalitarian ethic of the Star Wars films. George Lucas would be ashamed of me if I was important enough to register on his radar, which I will never be."