Due to the number of gays that are claiming there is no difference between what is being done to them and the Jim Crow laws, we at The Colbert Nation propose that the following laws be enacted. If the law-huggers are already accusing us of doing these Bible-sanctioned things, why not do it right and pass some laws? There's no indication that Jesus would disapprove (save for the one about Transsexuals not being able to wear ski suits). * Gay Marriage * Gay-sounding Sports Terms