The Old Firm is a football club for bigots and boaby biters and currently the best supported Football Club in the Scottish Premier League. The club was formed by two fanatic brothers, Billy and Tim, shortly after the events of AD33. It had a very brief period of innocence during which it mainly participated in pigeon racing. Thereafter followed the glory years of chariot racing during which the blue and green hoops became famous. Then the disaster of Rome burning and Martin Luther assasinated, the Old Firm being banned to play Football in the outer reaches of the Holy Roman Empire - Scotland. From that black day onwards, the mightly club had been marked with infighting. One section call themselves Rangers, from the Gaellic word for Dirty Orange Bastards. the played in Blue, the other half