The Telefonmast Soldier is a random German Soldier from Day of Defeat: Source that attacks his foes by throwing them explosive Telephone Poles. He hates American Guitarist, the only one who rivals his musical ability (that is, they both suck). Telefonmast Soldier was later imprisoned for murdering 420 people with telephone poles, and possession of cocaine, aggressive assault, betrayal of soldiers and robbery of a beer store. He also saved the world from the Vagineer invasion.