Lucifer "Satan" Beelzebub was born a poor black boy around 1958. Very few know the exact moment of his birth, which greatly contrasts with knowledge of the moment of his conception. Many scholars believe that, as he once suggested in his memoirs (now lost to the sands of time) he was named after the place of his conception, the small town of Satan, England. This particular passage is mentioned extensively because it rates so highly on Satan's "yuck factor" (a solid 9.6/10). He had the misfortune of being told the story of his naming at the age of fifteen thousand years old by his father God and his mother Godette.