Lyrics: We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at He never was very bright But at least there was one thing that he could do all right That boy could dance That boy could dance, yeah He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore But the women would scream when he walked in the door 'Cause one thing I can tell you for sure That boy could dance Pickin' teams, he would always be last He couldn't run very far, he couldn't think very fast If he was on your side, you'd always lose That guy had a problem even tyin' his shoes He never passed a driver's test He was always afraid of cars And he had a complexion that resembled the su