Lyrics: I woke up this morning I was driving around town the other night And I got the munchies So I took a walk to Wendle's doughnuts To get myself something to eat And I stopped the car And I opened the door I got out of my car I closed the door I walked over to the lady's window She said yeah? What do you want? I said you got any cinnamon doughnuts? She said no we're out of cinnamon doughnuts I said you got any jelly-filled doughnuts? She said no we're out out jelly-filled doughnuts I said you got any bear claws? She said oh, wait a minute I'll go check No, we're out of bear claws I said well in that case Baby, do you have any buffalo cookies She stared me straight in the eye And said How many do you want?