Hey, dude! How was your night at the bar? Good, yeah? I thought so. Well, something happened while you were at the bar, and I wanted to tell you about it. Well, actually I didn't man, but I felt like I had to, I mean, it just seemed right. You know your wife Jenney? The one you talk about being so great all the time? Well, I had sex with her. But don't get me wrong, it was an accident. Kind of, well not really, but you know what I mean. Or maybe not, because I haven't told you yet, but I thought I should, so now I will.